I think we have a new flu. this time it is

burgundia · 12-11-2009, 01:36 PM

goat flu. According to a German newspaper "Die Presse" 6 people have died in Holland..A 50-year-old man says that he was fighting that flu for 8 months...

Steve_A · 12-11-2009, 02:12 PM

Hi burgundia,

It strikes me that this forum is beginning to become the Noahs' Ark of Flu epidemics!

The scientists will soon run out of animals.... What will come next?

Best regards,

Steve

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Originally Posted by burgundia

goat flu. According to a German newspaper "Die Presse" 6 people have died in Holland..A 50-year-old man says that he was fighting that flu for 8 months...

burgundia · 12-11-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve_A

Hi burgundia,

It strikes me that this forum is beginning to become the Noahs' Ark of Flu epidemics!

The scientists will soon run out of animals.... What will come next?

Best regards,

Steve

there are plenty of animals out there....

swine flu was a failure... but they are nor giving up...

artvision · 12-11-2009, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve_A

Hi burgundia,

It strikes me that this forum is beginning to become the Noahs' Ark of Flu epidemics!

The scientists will soon run out of animals.... What will come next?

Best regards,

Steve

Why, Steve, we cannot indulge in some nonsensical forum flooding, ourselves, is just a feature for the new forum posters only?

That days, when a new forum poster will watch first, observe for a while and the timidly bring his/her contribution to a matter or another only if he really had a contribution, are long gone, isn't it?
Just a little fun, also for us, to let out the steam ! So, what do you say?

Humble Janitor · 12-11-2009, 04:41 PM

What's next? Stork Flu? Emu Flu? Platypus Flu? Dung Beetle Flu?

No matter what "they" call it, they're all full to the gills with dung.

THE eXchanger · 12-24-2009, 10:38 PM

They hope you don't catch

The Cam-e-lot FLU ---
that's ONE of two,
that's the one, that has you seeing visions of avalon
and, when you get hot enough
you remember who you are

or

The AV-A-lon FLU---
that's two of two,
that's the one,
where you read something on www.projectavalon.net
or, www.projectcamelot.net
and, you are magically transported back
into feeling the energy of camelot
and, remembering you need to come round

and, it is contagious as hell

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let's hope everyone catches the bug, and, comes here !!!

TRANCOSO · 12-24-2009, 10:56 PM

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goat flu. According to a German newspaper "Die Presse" 6 people have died in Holland..A 50-year-old man says that he was fighting that flu for 8 months...

It's not a flu, it's a fever. 'Q-fever' (Q-koorts) it's called & it's caused by goats.
Right now. as we speak, they're slaughtering every goat they can find in the southern parts - where the flu patients are - of Holland.

That's what happens to people who stare at goats!

housemouse2 · 12-25-2009, 01:21 AM

duck flu
chicken flu
jackass flu
horse flu
cow flu
mule flu
goose flu
turkey flu
whale flu
fish flu
shark flu
mouse flu
lobster flu

and my favorite:

crabby flu

happyhollergal · 12-25-2009, 02:41 AM

Well, my goat, Merlin, doesn't have the flu. He has the blues because he smells all this cooking going on and thinks since he's part of the family, he should be allowed to join in the festivities. He thinks he's a house goat. Well, at least we put a great big red jingle bell on his collar so that he doesn't lose himself in the snow.

TRANCOSO · 12-25-2009, 03:34 AM

In Holland the 'Swine Flu' is called 'Mexican Flu'. What if it had originated for the first time, in Israel? Would we have named it 'Jew Flu' than?

happyhollergal · 12-25-2009, 03:42 AM

Hey Trancoso, I think here in North Carolina, we have Mountain Dew flu. Every store is sold out of every other soft drink with the exception of Mtn. Dew. It's very widespread.

TRANCOSO · 12-25-2009, 03:52 AM

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Hey Trancoso, I think here in North Carolina, we have Mountain Dew flu. Every store is sold out of every other soft drink with the exception of Mtn. Dew. It's very widespread.

It is at moments like these, that I thank my Creator for being born in Holland & living in Amsterdam. Although the weather is dreadful here, at this moment (04:50 AM).

I guess this means bad news for Mountain Dew stockholders!

DiVineEnvy · 12-26-2009, 05:08 AM

If it's on PC or PA and contagious, very likely it's The-Men-Who-Stare-at-Goats flu!!!

Humble Janitor · 12-26-2009, 06:18 AM

We have a flu that primarily affects our elected leaders.

It's called Jackass Flu.

It doesn't affect them all but certainly a majority.

No worries. Work in a hospital environment here. I'll be ready to deal with these isolated incidents.

sunny D · 12-26-2009, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by burgundia

goat flu. According to a German newspaper "Die Presse" 6 people have died in Holland..A 50-year-old man says that he was fighting that flu for 8 months...

Hi B,

This is not a flu but Q-fever. It is not a virus but bacterial.

http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q-koorts

burgundia · 12-26-2009, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by sunny D

Hi B,

This is not a flu but Q-fever. It is not a virus but bacterial.

http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q-koorts

I know, but such a name was given to it....it wasn't me who did it...

sunny D · 12-26-2009, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by burgundia

I know, but such a name was given to it....it wasn't me who did it...

I have a beer flu at this moment

12-11-2009, 04:41 PM	#5
Humble Janitor Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,201	Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is What's next? Stork Flu? Emu Flu? Platypus Flu? Dung Beetle Flu? No matter what "they" call it, they're all full to the gills with dung.

12-24-2009, 10:38 PM	#6
THE eXchanger Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Spiritual eXplorer-Canada Posts: 4,915	Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is They hope you don't catch The Cam-e-lot FLU --- that's ONE of two, that's the one, that has you seeing visions of avalon and, when you get hot enough you remember who you are or The AV-A-lon FLU--- that's two of two, that's the one, where you read something on www.projectavalon.net or, www.projectcamelot.net and, you are magically transported back into feeling the energy of camelot and, remembering you need to come round and, it is contagious as hell after all--just check the stats at : Traffic Stats for projectcamelot.net - See Complete Stats 156,446 Alexa Traffic Rank Alexa Traffic Rank A measure of a website's popularity. The rank is calculated using a combination of average daily visitors and pageviews over the past 3 months. The site with the highest combination of visitors and pageviews is ranked #1. Updated Daily none Star (No reviews yet) 61,929 Traffic Rank in US Traffic Rank in Country A measure of a website's popularity in a specific country. The complete list of ranks by country is on the 'Traffic Stats' tab below. The rank by country is calculated using a combination of average daily visitors and pageviews from users from that country over the past 3 months. The site with the highest combination of visitors and pageviews is ranked #1 in that country. Updated Daily 211 Sites Linking In Sites Linking In A measure of a website's reputation. The number of sites linking to this site. Multiple links from the same site are only counted once. ************************************* Traffic Stats for projectavalon.net - See Complete Stats 87,601 Alexa Traffic Rank Alexa Traffic Rank A measure of a website's popularity. The rank is calculated using a combination of average daily visitors and pageviews over the past 3 months. The site with the highest combination of visitors and pageviews is ranked #1. Updated Daily none Star (No reviews yet) 20,469 Traffic Rank in US Traffic Rank in Country A measure of a website's popularity in a specific country. The complete list of ranks by country is on the 'Traffic Stats' tab below. The rank by country is calculated using a combination of average daily visitors and pageviews from users from that country over the past 3 months. The site with the highest combination of visitors and pageviews is ranked #1 in that country. Updated Daily 157 Sites Linking In Sites Linking In A measure of a website's reputation. The number of sites linking to this site. Multiple links from the same site are only counted once. ************************************************ PRETTY AMASING HOW POPULAR THiS website has become !!! let's hope everyone catches the bug, and, comes here !!! Last edited by THE eXchanger; 12-24-2009 at 11:00 PM.

12-25-2009, 01:21 AM	#8
housemouse2 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 117	Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is duck flu chicken flu jackass flu horse flu cow flu mule flu goose flu turkey flu whale flu fish flu shark flu mouse flu lobster flu and my favorite: crabby flu

12-25-2009, 02:41 AM	#9
happyhollergal Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Rutherfordton, NC Posts: 181	Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is Well, my goat, Merlin, doesn't have the flu. He has the blues because he smells all this cooking going on and thinks since he's part of the family, he should be allowed to join in the festivities. He thinks he's a house goat. Well, at least we put a great big red jingle bell on his collar so that he doesn't lose himself in the snow.

12-25-2009, 03:34 AM	#10
TRANCOSO Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 964	Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is In Holland the 'Swine Flu' is called 'Mexican Flu'. What if it had originated for the first time, in Israel? Would we have named it 'Jew Flu' than?

12-11-2009, 01:36 PM	#1
burgundia Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Poland Posts: 3,442	I think we have a new flu. this time it is goat flu. According to a German newspaper "Die Presse" 6 people have died in Holland..A 50-year-old man says that he was fighting that flu for 8 months...

12-25-2009, 03:42 AM	#11
happyhollergal Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Rutherfordton, NC Posts: 181	Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is Hey Trancoso, I think here in North Carolina, we have Mountain Dew flu. Every store is sold out of every other soft drink with the exception of Mtn. Dew. It's very widespread.

12-26-2009, 05:08 AM	#13
DiVineEnvy Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 128	Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is If it's on PC or PA and contagious, very likely it's The-Men-Who-Stare-at-Goats flu!!!

12-26-2009, 06:18 AM	#14
Humble Janitor Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,201	Re: I think we have a new flu. this time it is We have a flu that primarily affects our elected leaders. It's called Jackass Flu. It doesn't affect them all but certainly a majority. No worries. Work in a hospital environment here. I'll be ready to deal with these isolated incidents.