Are UFO's to blame for the chaos at Conisholme wind farm?

[orthodoxymoron]

The government is lying! Conisholme was an Inside Job! Or...the aliens had way too much to drink at Ork and Morks (a joint alien/human sub-lunar pub on the dark side of the moon)! The picture on the left shows what happened when the aliens returned to the moon after the incident (the astronaut is loading the missing blade onto the moon-buggy)!