How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet - Page 2

Humble Janitor · 10-29-2009, 02:07 AM

What an odd thread.

Now only if we could teach women how to flush afterwards.

Myra · 10-29-2009, 02:59 AM

Hahahahaha this thread is funny! The little Fly idea is cute anyway.

Karen · 10-29-2009, 03:23 AM

Yes, this thread was meant to be weird, odd, and funny.

And yes, it tugs at one of those "battle of the sexes" topics.

Most women are jealous you guys can just go pee anywhere without hanging your buns out in public.

Ross H · 10-29-2009, 04:06 AM

yes Karen, we are, I go outside in the privacy of my acreage, very free, saves water!

Karen · 10-29-2009, 04:50 AM

I suppose that's why women wear/wore skirts.

orthodoxymoron · 10-29-2009, 04:57 AM

I once attended a concert at Ambassador Auditorium in Pasadena, CA. They had a well dressed attendant in a very elegant restroom to keep everything spotless. Peeing was more of a pleasure than usual.

Unrelatedly...a urologist published an advertisement reading 'Can't Pee? See Me!'

TheObserver · 10-29-2009, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Can't pee? See me!

That reminds me of a comedian who said he saw a "Pregnant? We can help." sign graffitied with "Not pregnant? I can help!".

orthodoxymoron · 10-29-2009, 11:44 AM

That was below the belt!

beren · 10-29-2009, 12:12 PM

My ex girlfriend(she is American) and I had a funny quarrel which ended up in lot of laughs...
We were talking same stuff like here and she claimed same as Karen here, namely what if you go in the middle of the night and sit in darkness and ...oooops ...fall

into the ceramic hole...

Well I said , why don´t you switch a light before you sit there

so then you would see where your a** is going ...
ah well I guess it is a hard job to put it down....

beren · 10-29-2009, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karen

Yes, this thread was meant to be weird, odd, and funny.

And yes, it tugs at one of those "battle of the sexes" topics.

Most women are jealous you guys can just go pee anywhere without hanging your buns out in public.

Ross H · 10-29-2009, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myra

I've got an even better idea!

Why don't you guys just SIT DOWN!

My Husband does it by choice and so there's no splash.

Seriously guys, it's not that difficult!!!

....and unless one is walking around with a constant boner

this should not be a problem.....

So make it easier on the woman in your life and yourselves because there's no mess LOL!

Of course a Public Toilet is a different story I always hover.

Iv'e had to perform a certain yoga position in hope of directing at least some of the early morning water works into the bowl...not that easy

The guys know what Im talking about

pyrangello · 10-29-2009, 01:10 PM

I just remembered I was at a Rod Stewart concert at tiger stadium in detroit over 10 years ago, while I was in the mens bathroom, the girls stormed our bathroom tired of waiting for the other gals, one gal stood right in front of the urinal and lifted her skirt and arched back and aimed, it was pretty hysterical but she said she couldn't hold it any longer. lol

Or how about the at the Church of Norte Dame in France, they have outside community urinals right outside the church in the open, get done with mass, communion and go take a leak outside LOL . And they have a bunch of them!

mudra · 10-29-2009, 01:47 PM

As GaiaLove I would rescue the fly ...poor thing...

I think a good system would be to have toilets that could be elevated to different heights and a comfortable one for men ..as I have known some who solved the problem by peeing in the sink .. I know .. disgusting ..

And what about when they are drunk and see two flys instead of One..

Love Always
mudra

Tango · 10-29-2009, 06:17 PM

Come On... Someone Peed, in a sink... No Way...

A girl in a urinal, I always wondered why women didn't have urinals they
seem better suited for it... I don't know what kind of shot they are...
We had a relief tube, in the aircraft... Sooo, why not.

Trooly,

Tango

Quote:

Originally Posted by mudra

As GaiaLove I would rescue the fly ...poor thing...

I think a good system would be to have toilets that could be elevated to different heights and a comfortable one for men ..as I have known some who solved the problem by peeing in the sink .. I know .. disgusting ..

And what about when they are drunk and see two flys instead of One..

Love Always
mudra

waitinginthewings · 10-29-2009, 07:04 PM

I wonder why they choose a fly for the urinals, why not a large colored dot! Maybe the fly appeals to the primitive killer instinct in males.

Myra · 10-29-2009, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jross

Iv'e had to perform a certain yoga position in hope of directing at least some of the early morning water works into the bowl...not that easy

The guys know what Im talking about

Come to think of it my Husband does know about that one too.

Christo888 · 10-31-2009, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myra

Of course a Public Toilet is a different story I always hover.

Just when you ladies thought you had the guys by the short hairs...

Waiting for the restroom at the ol coffee shop ... finally hear the toidy flush and then this nice lady walks out. I approach the target and low and behold after all this time... I thought it was just lazy guys peeing all over the seat!!!

Ladies if you would be so kind as to lift the seat up before you hover!!!!!

10-29-2009, 02:07 AM	#26
Humble Janitor Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,201	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet What an odd thread. Now only if we could teach women how to flush afterwards.

10-29-2009, 02:59 AM	#27
Myra Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So Cal Coast USA Posts: 340	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet Hahahahaha this thread is funny! The little Fly idea is cute anyway.

10-29-2009, 03:23 AM	#28
Karen Project Avalon Organizer Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: NE Oregon boondocks, USA Posts: 1,767	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet Yes, this thread was meant to be weird, odd, and funny. And yes, it tugs at one of those "battle of the sexes" topics. Most women are jealous you guys can just go pee anywhere without hanging your buns out in public.

10-29-2009, 04:06 AM	#29
Ross H Project Avalon Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Location: Queensland Australia Posts: 507	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet yes Karen, we are, I go outside in the privacy of my acreage, very free, saves water!

10-29-2009, 04:50 AM	#30
Karen Project Avalon Organizer Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: NE Oregon boondocks, USA Posts: 1,767	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet I suppose that's why women wear/wore skirts.

10-29-2009, 04:57 AM	#31
orthodoxymoron Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lunar Base II Posts: 3,093	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet I once attended a concert at Ambassador Auditorium in Pasadena, CA. They had a well dressed attendant in a very elegant restroom to keep everything spotless. Peeing was more of a pleasure than usual. Unrelatedly...a urologist published an advertisement reading 'Can't Pee? See Me!' Last edited by orthodoxymoron; 10-29-2009 at 11:46 AM.

10-29-2009, 11:44 AM	#33
orthodoxymoron Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lunar Base II Posts: 3,093	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet That was below the belt!

10-29-2009, 12:12 PM	#34
beren Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Belgrade,Serbia Posts: 508	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet My ex girlfriend(she is American) and I had a funny quarrel which ended up in lot of laughs... We were talking same stuff like here and she claimed same as Karen here, namely what if you go in the middle of the night and sit in darkness and ...oooops ...fall into the ceramic hole... Well I said , why don´t you switch a light before you sit there so then you would see where your a** is going ... ah well I guess it is a hard job to put it down....

10-29-2009, 01:10 PM	#37
pyrangello Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Northern Michigan Posts: 412	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet I just remembered I was at a Rod Stewart concert at tiger stadium in detroit over 10 years ago, while I was in the mens bathroom, the girls stormed our bathroom tired of waiting for the other gals, one gal stood right in front of the urinal and lifted her skirt and arched back and aimed, it was pretty hysterical but she said she couldn't hold it any longer. lol Or how about the at the Church of Norte Dame in France, they have outside community urinals right outside the church in the open, get done with mass, communion and go take a leak outside LOL . And they have a bunch of them!

10-29-2009, 01:47 PM	#38
mudra Avalon Spiritual Mother Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: belgium Posts: 4,919	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet As GaiaLove I would rescue the fly ...poor thing... I think a good system would be to have toilets that could be elevated to different heights and a comfortable one for men ..as I have known some who solved the problem by peeing in the sink .. I know .. disgusting .. And what about when they are drunk and see two flys instead of One.. Love Always mudra

10-29-2009, 07:04 PM	#40
waitinginthewings Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: BC. Canada Posts: 1,340	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet I wonder why they choose a fly for the urinals, why not a large colored dot! Maybe the fly appeals to the primitive killer instinct in males.