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[Swanny]

Chicken Surprise
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> > A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise',
> > The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
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> > Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly
> > and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the
> > lid slams back down.
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> > 'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she
> > asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises,
> > and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
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> > Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening,
> > and demands an explanation.
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> > 'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'
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> > The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'
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> > 'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck