Quotes and jokes!

Brinty · 11-07-2008, 09:37 PM

A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist are discussing which is better: a wife or a mistress.
The physicist: "A mistress - you still have the freedom to experiment."
The mathematician: :"A wife - you have security"
The computer scientist: "Both - if I'm not with my wife, she thinks I'm with my mistress. If I'm not with my mistress, she thinks I'm with my wife. That leaves me free to be with my computer without being disturbed by anyone.

11-07-2008, 09:37 PM	#10
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: Quotes and jokes! A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist are discussing which is better: a wife or a mistress. The physicist: "A mistress - you still have the freedom to experiment." The mathematician: :"A wife - you have security" The computer scientist: "Both - if I'm not with my wife, she thinks I'm with my mistress. If I'm not with my mistress, she thinks I'm with my wife. That leaves me free to be with my computer without being disturbed by anyone.