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[Brinty]

Four blokes were sitting at a bar in a tavern in India. At the next table sat a young blonde.
The first man said, "I think it's WOOMB."
The second fellow replied, "No, it must be WOOOOMBH."
The third guy said, "You both have it wrong, it's WOOM."
The last bloke says, "No, it has to be WOOMMMBBB."

At this, the blonde can stand it no longer. She gets up, walks over to the blokes and says, "Look you dumb asses, it's WOMB. That's all there is to it." Then she stomps out of the bar.

Eventually, one of the guys breaks the stunned silence by saying, "Well, I don't know. A slip of a girl like that, I don't see how she could know. I'll bet she's never heard an elephant fart."