How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet

Karen · 10-27-2009, 11:36 PM

From http://articles.mercola.com/sites/ar...he-toilet.aspx

orthodoxymoron · 10-27-2009, 11:44 PM

Guys...keep your eye on the fly.

Jack · 10-27-2009, 11:45 PM

Fantastic!

Ross H · 10-27-2009, 11:49 PM

hehe, us blokes like something to aim at

Also there's no toilet seat to lift up

peace always

TheObserver · 10-27-2009, 11:54 PM

When a woman complains the seat is up, put the lid down as well so they still have to do something.

Ross H · 10-27-2009, 11:59 PM

oooh... i've got into serious trouble for not putting the seat back down...

Christo888 · 10-28-2009, 01:47 AM

So what if there is a real fly on the wall?

Karen · 10-28-2009, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jross

oooh... i've got into serious trouble for not putting the seat back down...

Yep, it's lots of fun when groggily sleepwalking in the middle of the night to sit down and fall into that cold porcelain pit.

Some mommies teach their little boys to sit down when they go.

My mom has to clean the public bathrooms at the family business - sometimes I hear her clean christian expletives reverberating through the hallways.

mntruthseeker · 10-28-2009, 05:06 AM

I had to use cheerios to train the little ones in my family. Boy what a brilliant idea. LOL LOL give them something to aim for and that would be better than cheerios

Christo888 · 10-28-2009, 06:37 AM

OH NO!!!! From now on I'm gonna have to wait for a fly to land somewhere!

beren · 10-28-2009, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karen

Yep, it's lots of fun when groggily sleepwalking in the middle of the night to sit down and fall into that cold porcelain pit.

Some mommies teach their little boys to sit down when they go.

My mom has to clean the public bathrooms at the family business - sometimes I hear her clean christian expletives reverberating through the hallways.

Give me a break

we men can also say why the thing is left down?????

women today....

Starlah · 10-28-2009, 07:06 AM

Strange I was just saying to a friend today "I feel like a Fly caught in a ointment jar"....maybe the closer Truth is "I feel like a Fly caught in a toilet bowl"......

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GaiaLove · 10-28-2009, 12:47 PM

I would try and rescue the fly..

Fredkc · 10-28-2009, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaiaLove

I would try and rescue the fly..

Theres always one, ain't there?

Handy hint for Gaia; Do not eat the big white mint!

pyrangello · 10-28-2009, 03:33 PM

Well I usually get up a few times a night, a few nights ago I walked in to the bathroom in the dark, I'm pretty good or so i thought , started taking a leak and heard the sprinkle of something hitting the lid, yes the toliet seat was down prior too! There's nothing worse than having to turn on the light and clean the tolit and floor from a direct hit in the dark in the middle of the night. lol , Oh and feel like an idiot to boot! This act is also know as a "Manism "

waitinginthewings · 10-28-2009, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pyrangello

Well I usually get up a few times a night, a few nights ago I walked in to the bathroom in the dark, I'm pretty good or so i thought , started taking a leak and heard the sprinkle of something hitting the lid, yes the toliet seat was down prior too! There's nothing worse than having to turn on the light and clean the tolit and floor from a direct hit in the dark in the middle of the night. lol , Oh and feel like an idiot to boot! This act is also know as a "Manism "

thats funny.......manism......I must remember that one

mudra · 10-29-2009, 01:47 PM

As GaiaLove I would rescue the fly ...poor thing...

I think a good system would be to have toilets that could be elevated to different heights and a comfortable one for men ..as I have known some who solved the problem by peeing in the sink .. I know .. disgusting ..

And what about when they are drunk and see two flys instead of One..

Love Always
mudra

Tango · 10-29-2009, 06:17 PM

Come On... Someone Peed, in a sink... No Way...

A girl in a urinal, I always wondered why women didn't have urinals they
seem better suited for it... I don't know what kind of shot they are...
We had a relief tube, in the aircraft... Sooo, why not.

Trooly,

Tango

Quote:

Originally Posted by mudra

As GaiaLove I would rescue the fly ...poor thing...

I think a good system would be to have toilets that could be elevated to different heights and a comfortable one for men ..as I have known some who solved the problem by peeing in the sink .. I know .. disgusting ..

And what about when they are drunk and see two flys instead of One..

Love Always
mudra

waitinginthewings · 10-29-2009, 07:04 PM

I wonder why they choose a fly for the urinals, why not a large colored dot! Maybe the fly appeals to the primitive killer instinct in males.

orthodoxymoron · 10-28-2009, 12:52 PM

Flys have souls too...don't they?

Myra · 10-28-2009, 05:57 PM

I've got an even better idea!

Why don't you guys just SIT DOWN!

My Husband does it by choice and so there's no splash.

Seriously guys, it's not that difficult!!!

....and unless one is walking around with a constant boner

this should not be a problem.....

So make it easier on the woman in your life and yourselves because there's no mess LOL!

Of course a Public Toilet is a different story I always hover.

burgundia · 10-28-2009, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myra

I've got an even better idea!

Why don't you guys just SIT DOWN!

Problem-reaction-solution...

( it would be easier for everybody)

TheObserver · 10-28-2009, 08:08 PM

I actually do sit to urinate more often than not at home. (I hope that's not TMI (too much information) for some!)

burgundia · 10-28-2009, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TheObserver

I actually do sit to urinate more often than not at home. (I hope that's not TMI (too much information) for some!)

Very valuable piece if information for American letter agencies....

But anyway....i would like to congratulate you on that....

iainl140285 · 10-28-2009, 08:53 PM

What a weird thread!!

Still, why should we sit?? We dudes were blessed with pointers for a reason

PLUS! I always put the lid back down for the ladies

10-27-2009, 11:36 PM	#1
Karen Project Avalon Organizer Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: NE Oregon boondocks, USA Posts: 1,767	How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet From http://articles.mercola.com/sites/ar...he-toilet.aspx

10-27-2009, 11:44 PM	#2
orthodoxymoron Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lunar Base II Posts: 3,093	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet Guys...keep your eye on the fly. Last edited by orthodoxymoron; 10-28-2009 at 12:54 PM.

10-27-2009, 11:45 PM	#3
Jack Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 454	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet Fantastic!

10-27-2009, 11:49 PM	#4
Ross H Project Avalon Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Location: Queensland Australia Posts: 507	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet hehe, us blokes like something to aim at Also there's no toilet seat to lift up peace always

10-27-2009, 11:54 PM	#5
TheObserver Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: back in Minnesota Posts: 500	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet When a woman complains the seat is up, put the lid down as well so they still have to do something.

10-27-2009, 11:59 PM	#6
Ross H Project Avalon Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Location: Queensland Australia Posts: 507	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet oooh... i've got into serious trouble for not putting the seat back down...

10-28-2009, 01:47 AM	#7
Christo888 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: OC, CA and next... Posts: 1,289	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet So what if there is a real fly on the wall?

10-28-2009, 05:06 AM	#9
mntruthseeker Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,482	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet I had to use cheerios to train the little ones in my family. Boy what a brilliant idea. LOL LOL give them something to aim for and that would be better than cheerios

10-28-2009, 06:37 AM	#10
Christo888 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: OC, CA and next... Posts: 1,289	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet OH NO!!!! From now on I'm gonna have to wait for a fly to land somewhere!

10-28-2009, 07:06 AM	#12
Starlah Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 372	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet Strange I was just saying to a friend today "I feel like a Fly caught in a ointment jar"....maybe the closer Truth is "I feel like a Fly caught in a toilet bowl"...... ______________________________________________

10-28-2009, 12:47 PM	#13
GaiaLove Avalon Administrator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North of 45° in Canada Posts: 511	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet I would try and rescue the fly..

10-28-2009, 03:33 PM	#15
pyrangello Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Northern Michigan Posts: 412	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet Well I usually get up a few times a night, a few nights ago I walked in to the bathroom in the dark, I'm pretty good or so i thought , started taking a leak and heard the sprinkle of something hitting the lid, yes the toliet seat was down prior too! There's nothing worse than having to turn on the light and clean the tolit and floor from a direct hit in the dark in the middle of the night. lol , Oh and feel like an idiot to boot! This act is also know as a "Manism "

10-29-2009, 01:47 PM	#17
mudra Avalon Spiritual Mother Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: belgium Posts: 4,919	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet As GaiaLove I would rescue the fly ...poor thing... I think a good system would be to have toilets that could be elevated to different heights and a comfortable one for men ..as I have known some who solved the problem by peeing in the sink .. I know .. disgusting .. And what about when they are drunk and see two flys instead of One.. Love Always mudra

10-29-2009, 07:04 PM	#19
waitinginthewings Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: BC. Canada Posts: 1,340	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet I wonder why they choose a fly for the urinals, why not a large colored dot! Maybe the fly appeals to the primitive killer instinct in males.

10-28-2009, 12:52 PM	#20
orthodoxymoron Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lunar Base II Posts: 3,093	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet Flys have souls too...don't they?

10-28-2009, 05:57 PM	#21
Myra Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So Cal Coast USA Posts: 340	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet I've got an even better idea! Why don't you guys just *SIT DOWN! My Husband does it by choice and so there's no splash. Seriously guys, it's not that* difficult!!! ....and unless one is walking around with a constant boner this should not be a problem..... So make it easier on the woman in your life and yourselves because there's no mess LOL! Of course a Public Toilet is a different story I always hover.

10-28-2009, 08:08 PM	#23
TheObserver Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: back in Minnesota Posts: 500	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet I actually do sit to urinate more often than not at home. (I hope that's not TMI (too much information) for some!)

10-28-2009, 08:53 PM	#25
iainl140285 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Scotland Posts: 974	Re: How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet What a weird thread!! Still, why should we sit?? We dudes were blessed with pointers for a reason PLUS! I always put the lid back down for the ladies