Go Back   Old Project Avalon Forum (ARCHIVE) > Project Camelot Forum > Project Camelot > Project Camelot General Discussion

Notices

Project Camelot General Discussion Reactions, feedback and suggestions on interviews, current events and experiences.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-19-2009, 03:28 AM   #1
KathyT
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: America
Posts: 427
Default Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

Benjamin Fulford, representing an alliance, fighting a battle against the new world order:

(quote) The people who did 911 and were planning to kill 4 billion people, are on the verge of complete loss of power. We believe the Federal Reserve Board will not last beyond Sept 30 of this year (2009) at the lastest. Things are happening at an escalating pace, we’ve agreed that we need to come up with a better way of running this planet, so there will be no more war, no more poverty, no more environmental destruction. And, that, in the future, there will be no more secret societies that are running this country.

There's no proof behind these claims... I'm just posting it for others to be able to observe, since Bill and Kerri have interviews with both of them previously.


edited 6/24/2009, new video added:

In the 3/28/09 video above, Leo Zagami says has been arrested. After watching the video, I think he's probably in a ward of a mental hospital.

Leo says as of 12/21/2012 there will be a new world order, and a new sacred emperor… and he will be “raised to the ranks of an Emperor”. He says he changes his body like he changes his clothes. He says “he has been recognized by the Jews as a Messiah.”

Later he says he is Jesus and “he AND Osama Ben Laden are against Satin… and he was the one who signed the order… to bring down the twin towers.”

It should now be obvious to just about everyone that he is crazy. (personally, I never once thought this guy was an honest whistleblower, I always thought he was psychotic. I am thankful that some camera person took this video, as it exhibits Leo in a demented state.)

It raises questions about Benjamin Fulford… if he can’t recognize that Leo Zagami has some loose marbles, what does that say about him? And what does it say about Kerry and Bill??

If Kerry Cassidy and Bill Ryan are serious about their reporting, they should put a notice of this Youtube on the front of their Project Camelot website and advise readers to weigh it against the previous interviews of Leo they provided to the world.

Last edited by KathyT; 06-25-2009 at 08:38 PM.
KathyT is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2009, 01:46 PM   #2
Jnana
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Indiana
Posts: 653
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

I never know what to make of Benjamin Fulford. Seeing these two together is interesting to say the least. Thanks for posting this. I guess we wait and see what these actions that anyone can see will be.
Jnana is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2009, 02:06 PM   #3
Sarahmay
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Sedona Arizona
Posts: 549
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

Oh, this looks official! LOL!

When they stop the chemtrails, I'll give them some cred.
Sarahmay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2009, 02:14 PM   #4
BROOK
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 3,117
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

The word delusional comes to mind...hmmmm....but I'm not sure why

Last edited by BROOK; 06-19-2009 at 02:20 PM.
BROOK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2009, 02:31 PM   #5
777 The Great Work
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: At the doors of perception
Posts: 2,135
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

Are the walls tilted ,creating those crooked pictures in the back ground?

Last edited by 777 The Great Work; 06-19-2009 at 02:35 PM.
777 The Great Work is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2009, 02:32 PM   #6
giovonni
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: within my heart
Posts: 1,209
Question Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement




What? mmmm??
giovonni is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2009, 02:58 PM   #7
Dantheman62
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: So. Cal. U.S.
Posts: 4,205
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

They remind me of the "Odd Couple", Oscar and Felix. I think Fulford's doing some serious blow!
Dantheman62 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2009, 03:18 PM   #8
viking
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: UK
Posts: 1,709
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

Hi Kathy

Same story covered here...

http://projectavalon.net/forum/showthread.php?t=14595

viking
viking is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2009, 04:06 PM   #9
giovonni
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: within my heart
Posts: 1,209
Talking Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dantheman62 View Post
They remind me of the "Odd Couple", Oscar and Felix. I think Fulford's doing some serious blow!
Yeah~ as in blowing in Leo's ear
giovonni is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2009, 04:12 PM   #10
BROOK
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 3,117
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

was thinking more like Beevus and Butthead
BROOK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2009, 04:17 PM   #11
Unified Serenity
Avalon Senior Member
 
Unified Serenity's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 893
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

This reminds me of the old joke about whatever group you don't like:

"How can you tell when an Illuminti is lying?"

"Their lips are moving"
Unified Serenity is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2009, 07:20 PM   #12
tone3jaguar
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: www.altimatrix.com
Posts: 1,525
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

I think they are who they say they are. However, they are throwing up a smoke screen. The reason they do not feel credible is because they are not being honest with us. My personal opinion is that the factions of the secret societies that they are connected to are now privy to the coming ET disclosure and are scrambling to try to look good for the real power structure of this Galaxy. Now all of the sudden out of no where the parties they represent don't want to be secret, greedy power mongers anymore out of the goodness of their hearts? I call B.S.
tone3jaguar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2009, 05:07 AM   #13
BROOK
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 3,117
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

BROOK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2009, 06:10 AM   #14
Carol
Project Avalon Hero
 
Carol's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Big Island, Hawaii
Posts: 2,008
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

Remember Lee Iacocca, the man who rescued Chrysler Corporation from its death throes? This is what he has to say about what is going on.

He's now 82 years old and has a new book, 'Where Have All The Leaders Gone?'.

Lee Iacocca Starts his book:

'Am I the only guy in this country who's fed up with what's happening? Where the hell is our outrage? We should be screaming bloody murder! We've got a gang of clueless bozos steering our ship of state right over a cliff, we've got corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we can't even clean up after a hurricane much less build a hybrid car. But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and nods their heads when the politicians say, 'Stay the course.'

Stay the course? You've got to be kidding. This is America , not the damned, 'Titanic'. I'll give you a sound bite: 'Throw all the bums out!'

You might think I'm getting senile, that I've gone off my rocker, and maybe I have. But someone has to speak up.. I hardly recognize this country anymore.

The most famous business leaders are not the innovators but the guys in handcuffs. While we're fiddling in Iraq , the Middle East is burning and nobody seems to know what to do. And the press is waving 'pom-poms' instead of asking hard questions. That's not the promise of the ' America ' my parents and yours traveled across the ocean for. I've had enough. How about you?

I'll go a step further. You can't call yourself a patriot if you're not outraged. This is a fight I'm ready and willing to have. The Biggest 'C' is Crisis! (Iacocca elaborates on nine C's of leadership, with crisis being the first.)

Leaders are made, not born. Leadership is forged in times of crisis. It's easy to sit there with your feet up on the desk and talk theory. Or send someone else's kids off to war when you've never seen a battlefield yourself. It's another thing to lead when your world comes tumbling down.

On September 11, 2001, we needed a strong leader more than any other time in our history. We needed a steady hand to guide us out of the ashes. A hell of a mess, so here's where we stand.

We're immersed in a bloody war with no plan for winning and no plan for leaving.

We're running the biggest deficit in the history of the country.

We're losing the manufacturing edge to Asia, while our once - great companies - are getting slaughtered by health care costs.

Gas prices are skyrocketing, and nobody in power has a coherent energy policy. Our schools are in trouble.

Our borders are like sieves.

The middle class is being squeezed every which way.

These are times that cry out for leadership.

But when you look around, you've got to ask: 'Where have all the leaders gone?' Where are the curious, creative communicators? Where are the people of character, courage, conviction, omnipotence, and common sense? I may be a sucker for alliteration, but I think you get the point.

Name me a leader who has a better idea for homeland security than making us take off our shoes in airports and throw away our shampoo?

We've spent billions of dollars building a huge new bureaucracy, and all we know how to do is react to things that have already happened.

Name me one leader who emerged from the crisis of Hurricane Katrina. Congress has yet to spend a single day evaluating the response to the hurricane or demanding accountability for the decisions that were made in the crucial hours after the storm.

Everyone's hunkering down, fingers crossed, hoping it doesn't happen again. Now, that's just crazy. Storms happen. Deal with it. Make a plan. Figure out what you're going to do the next time.

Name me an industry leader who is thinking creatively about how we can restore our competitive edge in manufacturing. Who would have believed that there could ever be a time when 'The Big Three' referred to Japanese car companies? How did this happen, and more important, what are we going to do about it?

Name me a government leader who can articulate a plan for paying down the debit, or solving the energy crisis, or managing the health care problem. The silence is deafening. But these are the crises that are eating away at our country and milking the middle class dry.

I have news for the gang in Congress. We didn't elect you to sit on your asses and do nothing and remain silent while our democracy is being hijacked and our greatness is being replaced with mediocrity. What is everybody so afraid of? That some bonehead on Fox News will call them a name? Give me a break. Why don't you guys show some spine for a change?

Had Enough? Hey, I'm not trying to be the voice of gloom and doom here. I'm trying to light a fire. I'm speaking out because I have hope - I believe in America . In my lifetime, I've had the privilege of living through some of America 's greatest moments. I've also experienced some of our worst crises: The 'Great Depression,' 'World War II,' the 'Korean War,' the 'Kennedy Assassination,' the 'Vietnam War,' the 1970's oil crisis, and the struggles of recent years culminating with 9/11.

If I've learned one thing, it's this: 'You don't get anywhere by standing on the sidelines waiting for somebody else to take action. Whether it's building a better car or building a better future for our children, we all have a role to play. That's the challenge I'm raising in this book. It's a "Call to Action" for people who, like me, believe in America '. It's not too late, but it's getting pretty close. So let's shake off the **** and go to work. Let's tell 'em all we've had 'enough.'
__________________
Aloha, thank you, do jeh, toda, arigato, merci, grazie, salamat po, gracias, tack, sukria, danke schoen, kiitos, dank u, mahalo nui loa
Images to nourish the spirit: http://mistsofavalon.invisionplus.ne...&showtopic=198
Carol is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2009, 06:14 AM   #15
BROOK
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 3,117
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

Bravo Good speech
BROOK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2009, 07:42 AM   #16
dolphin
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 277
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

i second that, BRAVISSIMO!!!

perfect example of what Ioccoca said: for example, i was having a conversation w a VERY well educated lawyer this evening... when discussing my outrage of what's happened w 911, iraq war, the bailout, etc (of which he is completely ignorant of!...all the facts in the world wouldn't have convinced him... he then replies to me: "if you don't like this country and have so many complaints, then why did you live (immigrate) here?"

UNBELIEVABLE!.... and this is a pretty fair representation of the mindset in america!!!

what is wrong w the people here?!!! there is no outrage over what's happening...like walking zombies
dolphin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2009, 07:45 AM   #17
dolphin
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 277
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

fulford is delusional, (he thinks he's still in the boyscouts), and the other, zagami, is just plain deceptive and is being played by his own kind!
dolphin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2009, 06:05 PM   #18
Unified Serenity
Avalon Senior Member
 
Unified Serenity's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 893
Angry Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

Quote:
Originally Posted by dolphin View Post
i second that, BRAVISSIMO!!!

perfect example of what Ioccoca said: for example, i was having a conversation w a VERY well educated lawyer this evening... when discussing my outrage of what's happened w 911, iraq war, the bailout, etc (of which he is completely ignorant of!...all the facts in the world wouldn't have convinced him... he then replies to me: "if you don't like this country and have so many complaints, then why did you live (immigrate) here?"

UNBELIEVABLE!.... and this is a pretty fair representation of the mindset in america!!!

what is wrong w the people here?!!! there is no outrage over what's happening...like walking zombies
You wanna know where is the outrage? The outrage in happening in the part of the country that feels the most powerless, has just enough money to get to next month. The PTW have very carefully made sure not to tip the boat on the middle class who still feels life is fine. It truly is like the example of how to cook a frog without them reacting. By the time the waters hot enough, the frog can't do anything and it dies. Just heat it up a little at a time and watch it die.

Until the miopic selfish middle and upper middle class feels the iron fist in the velvet glove they won't care. They have their jobs, houses, education, health care etc. and they are enjoying their life.

In Germany they first came for the Communists,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist.

Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew.

Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Catholics,
and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant.

Then they came for me —
and by that time no one was left to speak up.
Pastor Martin Niemöller
Unified Serenity is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2009, 09:39 AM   #19
artvision
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 328
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

Good speech, no doubt about it, but we need more than that to make us believe to people, that have been lied to us for centuries, don't you think? Anyway their rush to burry the war hatchet is leading me to the conclusion they've been prepared some "goodies" for us and need more time to deliver. And here it comes the Beavis and Butthead TV sit.com show or Ben & Leo show, cause I cannot find better similitude than brook and orthodoxymoron, for what's happening.

You know that the road to hell is paved with good intentions, I'm afraid that this not be another one of them.Anyway, the world pacing today for a totalitarian society, doesn't seem to slow down after their chit-chat:

- the internet censorship in Canda and Europe
- allocation of more than 100 billion for US war in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan
- police brutality all over the places
- the swine flu vaccine madness
and so on...

Judging by these facts, all rational people couldn't contradict c77's conclusion of smokes & mirrors or could they?

Last edited by artvision; 06-20-2009 at 09:44 AM.
artvision is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2009, 11:33 AM   #20
artvision
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 328
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

Quote:
Originally Posted by artvision View Post
You know that the road to hell is paved with good intentions, I'm afraid that this not be another one of them.Anyway, the world pacing today for a totalitarian society, doesn't seem to slow down after their chit-chat:

- the internet censorship in Canda and Europe
- allocation of more than 100 billion for US war in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan
- police brutality all over the places
- the swine flu vaccine madness
and so on...
Look what's planned to happening in Japan, Benjamin's residence country. If this is coming just to give more credit to my opinion, i don't know:

Cashless Control Grid Inches Closer to Reality
Kurt Nimmo
Infowars
June 19, 2009

Central bankers in Japan are mulling the abolition of cash. Richard Jerram, a senior economist with Macquarie bank, told investors that “the proposal has become practical with the broad penetration of electronic money and credit cards in Japan,” reports the Times Online. Bankers claim the scheme will rescue the economy from another deflationary spiral.

full article here:
http://www.prisonplanet.com/cashless...o-reality.html

So, how do we interpret the abolition of cash, in Japan, after japanese have been spoken with FED's? Is this a good road to take, I mean CASHLESS SOCIETY, or what? Is this the good direction for us, where Illuminati are willing heading us?

How come, the japanese, which from presumptuous Fulford's presentation are SO against NWO, are accepting such things?
artvision is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2009, 04:23 PM   #21
KathyT
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: America
Posts: 427
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

Quote:
Originally Posted by artvision View Post
Look what's planned to happening in Japan, Benjamin's residence country. If this is coming just to give more credit to my opinion, i don't know:

Central bankers in Japan are mulling the abolition of cash. Richard Jerram, a senior economist with Macquarie bank, told investors that “the proposal has become practical with the broad penetration of electronic money and credit cards in Japan,” reports the Times Online. Bankers claim the scheme will rescue the economy from another deflationary spiral.

So, how do we interpret the abolition of cash, in Japan, after japanese have been spoken with FED's? Is this a good road to take, I mean CASHLESS SOCIETY, or what? Is this the good direction for us, where Illuminati are willing heading us?
If the world had no thieves or criminals, and all men/women were of good will, and there was not any inflation, I can't see any reason why we couldn't work in an electronic money society. It is only numbers of a value of we can trade for something else. We have been slowly moving in that direction. Why waste the expense of printing money on paper?

Think back when it would have been unheard of to be doing on line banking, or before we had debit cards... and yet we all do it now.

To be truthful, I seldomly carry any cash on me. Most of my purchases are done with debit or credit cards.

Last edited by KathyT; 06-20-2009 at 04:26 PM.
KathyT is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-20-2009, 10:02 PM   #22
artvision
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 328
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

Quote:
Originally Posted by KathyT View Post
I can't see any reason why we couldn't work in an electronic money society. It is only numbers of a value of we can trade for something else. We have been slowly moving in that direction. Why waste the expense of printing money on paper?
Because Cathy, is about the power that came out of banks knowing what exactly we are spending for, they can sketch our spending behaviour and can find out many things, private and intimate things about us. Accepting this cashless society, we give up our freedom, our liberty and privacy to some POWERS, that are running the banking empire. In the current society information is power, giving information so private about you, you give them power over you. Alan Watt wrote a nice poem, related with the TPB want to control also our internet, along with our money, health, everything:

Bigotry of Autocracy Pirating Your Privacy

"Canada and U.S. Both on Par,
Give Power to Cyber Warfare Czar,
To Keep Us Secure, Themselves in Primacy,
We Should Give Up the Quaint Idea of Privacy
Which Seems 'Passed Down from Ancient Custom,'
We Needn't Fear Tyrants, We've Evolved, Trust 'em,
The Category 'Essential Privacy' is to Exist
For Government, CIA and the Very Rich,
Everyone Else Should Go with the Tide,
You Don't Need Privacy, 'less You've Something to Hide,'
The Road to Hell Paved with Good Intention,
We're Locked in Information Security Detention"

By: Alan Watt

So, this is the part related with empowering someone you do not know with information about you. Most sensitive. Departing from here, the banksters (banking gangsters) would like that everybody have a chip in their body, chip that would be advertised to us as a secure and handy method of dealing with our money transactions. For them the power over us, would be terrific: they would know in any moment where we are (by scanning of these chips by a network of satellites and computers), by the possibility of TOTALLY CONTROL over human being. If you show the slightest dissent, they would disable the chip in your hand and you will not be able to buy or sell, to receive payment, nor paying your taxes, etc. So, in a short time you'll became a pariah. There is also the possibility of putting some powerfull poison in the chips, and just with a remote command from the main control center they can dispose of anybody they want.

http://pennyforyourthoughts2.blogspo...r-cyanide.html

THESE THINGS JUST PRESENTED AS ADVANTAGES FOR US and how much would help us and how much we will benefit.

If you want a more detailed and serious information about that, you can read here:

http://www.infowars.com/cashless_society.htm

Last edited by artvision; 06-20-2009 at 10:06 PM.
artvision is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2009, 12:50 AM   #23
tone3jaguar
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: www.altimatrix.com
Posts: 1,525
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

Why are people so attached to paper? I have been mostly using my debit card for years, what is the big deal?
tone3jaguar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2009, 10:04 AM   #24
burgundia
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Poland
Posts: 3,442
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

Quote:
Originally Posted by tone3jaguar View Post
Why are people so attached to paper? I have been mostly using my debit card for years, what is the big deal?
Read the post just above you.
It has nothing to do with "paper" or any attachment. It goes deeper...

What if one day something happens to the electronic system, or if there is an error in the banking system, or something gets messed up (deliberately or not) in your private bank account ( it gets erased for example), etc?
burgundia is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2009, 10:07 AM   #25
artvision
Avalon Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 328
Default Re: Benjamin Fulford, Leo Zagami, new Illuminati agreement

Quote:
Originally Posted by tone3jaguar View Post
Why are people so attached to paper? I have been mostly using my debit card for years, what is the big deal?
The problem is not if we are so attached to the paper or not. The issue is that we won't have the possibility of having paper, if we choose so, paper money, which is the only way you may have some anonymity. The people which aren't concerned about their annonimity and privacy, those which are happy that the state/banks know what book they read, what movie they watch, what kind of food they use, how much gold do they buy, how many jewelry they buy, how long their food rations lasts, what car they have, what health problems they have, if they have guns, if they bought ammunition, in one word: EVERYTHING they buy with money, these people could use plastic money as they please. The problem is that the Powers That Be, are herding us in their liked direction, not giving us any option. This is a restrain of liberties.

You should never forget that the elites interest is contrary with people interest!

If you people want to live in a society described below, is your choice; mine it isn't:

================================================== =====

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?"

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order."

Operator: "I must have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Email address is sheehan@ home.net Which number are you calling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator: "We're wired into the HSS, sir."

Customer: "The HSS, what is that?"

Operator: "We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time"

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: "What?!?! What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it."

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then."

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, and your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn also."

Customer: "Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?"

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer: "Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday"

Customer: Well I'll be a "@#%/$@&?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see here on September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge." "Oh yes I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society?

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke".

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this.


Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!"

Last edited by artvision; 06-21-2009 at 10:43 AM.
artvision is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
benjamin fulford, illumunati, leo zagami


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 08:21 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Project Avalon