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Old 12-30-2008, 01:15 AM   #189
Brinty
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Default Re: Quotes and jokes!

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket.
She also had a monkey.
And every time the lamb got out,
The monkey used to -
Chase it


Simple Simon met a pie-man,
Going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie-man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the pie-man to Simple Simon.
"Pies you fool!"
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