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Dantheman62 · 12-23-2008, 03:37 AM

Welfare

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches
straight up to the counter and says, "Hi...You know,

I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have

a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your

timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a

very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and

bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll

supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours,

meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas

holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above

the garage.

The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're Bull****tin' me!

The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

12-23-2008, 03:37 AM	#187
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: Quotes and jokes! Welfare A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi...You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're Bull****tin' me! The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."