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Brinty · 12-21-2008, 08:37 PM

A chap goes into a pet shop a buys a pair of hamsters, takes them home and places them in a perfectly designed hutch. Well, hamsters being hamsters, in no time at all it seemed, there were dozens of them. He built a bigger hutch for them and they multiplied even further,

One morning he was devestated to find them all dead. He called the pet shop owner who told him that he would have to dispose of them and burn the hutch to prevent spreading whatever disease it was that had caused their deaths.

"How do I dispose of nearly 200 hamsters?" wailed the guy.
"Well," replied the pet shop owner, "put them through a mulcher, and mix in some leaf litter untill they are the colour and consistence of jam. When they get to that condition, you can spread them on your garden as they make a splendid mulch,"

A few months go by and one day the bloke bumps into the pet shop owner.
"Oh, I followed your advice and put the hamsters through the mulcher till they were just like jam and mulched my garden with them, and I have now got the most wonderful display of roses I've ever seen."

"Roses?" asked the puzzled pet shop owner, "you usually get tulips from hamster jam!"

12-21-2008, 08:37 PM	#181
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: Quotes and jokes! A chap goes into a pet shop a buys a pair of hamsters, takes them home and places them in a perfectly designed hutch. Well, hamsters being hamsters, in no time at all it seemed, there were dozens of them. He built a bigger hutch for them and they multiplied even further, One morning he was devestated to find them all dead. He called the pet shop owner who told him that he would have to dispose of them and burn the hutch to prevent spreading whatever disease it was that had caused their deaths. "How do I dispose of nearly 200 hamsters?" wailed the guy. "Well," replied the pet shop owner, "put them through a mulcher, and mix in some leaf litter untill they are the colour and consistence of jam. When they get to that condition, you can spread them on your garden as they make a splendid mulch," A few months go by and one day the bloke bumps into the pet shop owner. "Oh, I followed your advice and put the hamsters through the mulcher till they were just like jam and mulched my garden with them, and I have now got the most wonderful display of roses I've ever seen." "Roses?" asked the puzzled pet shop owner, "you usually get tulips from hamster jam!"