[Brinty]

Rabbi Landau had given his last Sunday school lesson before going on holiday. As he prepared for his travels he realized he had always had a secret - he was sad that he had never been able to taste roast pork. He then and there decided to travel to a remote tropical island where nobody would know who he was, book into a hotel and indulge his secret desire.

On the first evening there, he reserves a table at the top restaurant and orders 'the roast pork special'. While he's waiting, he hears someone call his name. He looks up and sees one of his congregation walking towards his table.

What unbelievably bad luck - to visit this restaurant on this remote island, at this time and to bump into one of his own congregation members. To compound his bad luck, the waither chose this moment to appear with his meal on a trolley.

The lid was removed from the large dish and there was a steaming, whole, roast suckling pig with an apple in its mouth. Rabbi Landau was struck speechless for a couple of seconds before recoverting his composure.

He turned to his congregant and says in a sheepish voice, "Would you believe it - you order an apple in this restaurant, and look how they present it."