Re: Quotes and jokes!
There was a meeting between the British police force, the French and US.
They wanted to show how their investigation tactics were effective and so went off to Epping Forrest for an exercise.
They let off three foxes and had to track them and retreive them.
After half an hour the representatives from New Scotland Yard brought back the first fox, explaining that it had left footprints in the soft earth and it was through good phorensics that they managed to aprehend the animal.
After another five minutes Interpol arrived with the second fox and revealed that Reynard has brushed up against some tree trunks and had left traces of fox fur which led the French to where he was hiding, all due to good detective work.
Another half an hour and the guys from Guantanamo arrived with a really battered and bruised pig screaming, "Okay, okay I'm a f***ing fox!!".
Last edited by Steve_A; 12-22-2008 at 07:18 PM.
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