If you haven't ever done this, go to
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi
....interesting reading and lots of links.
Be sure to read section 4.2 "Attempt to reform the Italian Constitution".
Scroll down to "The judicial persecution" and you'll find this quote:
«I'm the universal record-holder for the number of trials in the entire history of man -- and also of other creatures who live on other planets.»
—Silvio Berlusconi, at the G8 press conference in Hokkaido – 5 July 2008 [32]
Ha!ha! verrrrry funnyyy! (sarcasm intended)
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