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Old 12-17-2008, 03:33 AM   #168
Brinty
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Default Re: Quotes and jokes!

A turtle was walking down an alley when he was mugged by a gang of snails. When a detective sent to investigate the incident asked, "can you explain exactly how many there were and whether they had any features that could identify them?"

The turtle blinked a couple of times then replied, "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
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