Our entire family came down with a bug
bug bug bug bug
Please send hot chicken coconut curry soup.

Or some french onion sounds good too!
Just so you know our friends 7,000 miles in the UK have the same icky thing. The bug has now gone planetary.

Wear masks and wash your hands... a lot.
If you have kids who bring it home from school (like mine did), more than likely you're doomed. One cannot always be wiping alcohol swabs all over telephones, door knobs and keyboards.