hehehe - this reminds me of a fantastic book
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eats,_Shoots_&_Leaves
But then again I am Welsh and think that English is backwards in the mind anyway - maybe the whole language needs a bit of a re-think
http://patwa.pbwiki.com/ or is that a bit new-speak
"i'll be by there, now in a minute" - thats hows we's speaks rounds these's parts like, init.
greats posts though, thanks for the giggle, safe bra!