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Brinty · 12-04-2008, 05:01 AM

Two nuns were driving through Europe. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at traffic lights. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of their car and blood dripping from his fangs, hisses at them.
"Quick, quick, what shall we do?" cries Sister Mary.
"Turn the windscreen wipers on. That should get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.
Sister Mary turns the wipers on and they knock Dracula about a bit but he still manages to hang on.
"What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Turn the windscreen washers on. I filled them with holy water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.
Sister Mary turns the washers on. Dracula screams as the water burns him but he still hangs on.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Mary.
"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Mary and she opens her window and shouts . . . . "GET THE F**K OFF OUR CAR!"

12-04-2008, 05:01 AM	#150
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: Quotes and jokes! Two nuns were driving through Europe. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at traffic lights. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of their car and blood dripping from his fangs, hisses at them. "Quick, quick, what shall we do?" cries Sister Mary. "Turn the windscreen wipers on. That should get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Mary turns the wipers on and they knock Dracula about a bit but he still manages to hang on. "What shall I do now?" she shouts. "Turn the windscreen washers on. I filled them with holy water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Mary turns the washers on. Dracula screams as the water burns him but he still hangs on. "Now what?" shouts Sister Mary. "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Mary and she opens her window and shouts . . . . "GET THE F**K OFF OUR CAR!"