Re: Quotes and jokes!
A tough outback farmer told his grandson that if he wanted to live to a ripe old age, he should sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal each morning. The grandson did this religiously each morning for the rest of his life and lived to the ripe old age of 98.
When he died, he left 14 children, 35 grandchildren, 40 great-grandchildren . . . . and a 6m hole in the crematorium wall.
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