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Brinty · 12-04-2008, 04:40 AM

A traffic cop sees a car puttering along on the highway at 22km/h. So he pulls the car over and as he approaches it, he notices that there's a blonde driving with four passengers. All the passengers were white as ghosts with wide open staring eyes.

"I wasn't speeding, officer," says the blonde."

"You weren't speeding, no, but we can't have cars traveling too much slower than the limit because they can be dangerous to other cars."

"But I was doing exactly the speed limit, 22, officer."

"22 isn't the speed limit," replied the cop, "that's the route number. But before I let you go, I have to ask: is everybody in this car okay? These ladies seem awfully shaken and haven't said a single word."

"Oh, they'll be right in a minute officer, we just got off route 190."

12-04-2008, 04:40 AM	#147
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: Quotes and jokes! A traffic cop sees a car puttering along on the highway at 22km/h. So he pulls the car over and as he approaches it, he notices that there's a blonde driving with four passengers. All the passengers were white as ghosts with wide open staring eyes. "I wasn't speeding, officer," says the blonde." "You weren't speeding, no, but we can't have cars traveling too much slower than the limit because they can be dangerous to other cars." "But I was doing exactly the speed limit, 22, officer." "22 isn't the speed limit," replied the cop, "that's the route number. But before I let you go, I have to ask: is everybody in this car okay? These ladies seem awfully shaken and haven't said a single word." "Oh, they'll be right in a minute officer, we just got off route 190."