Re: Quotes and jokes!
Yes Brinty,very funny and a bit of a sore one there me-thinks!!lol.
The blondes-do you fall into this category Brinty??!!
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.
She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.
The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"
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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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Did you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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Did you hear about the blonde that...
When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".
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Did you hear about the blonde that...
After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
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Did you hear about the blonde that...
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
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