Re: Quotes and jokes!
BOB 'n GEORGE at DE BEACH
Bob loved to frequent the Newfoundland beaches,
but, he was never able to
attract the girls.
He decided to ask his french friend George,
the lifeguard, who also had plenty of good-lookin' gals around
for some of his good old fashioned advice.
George said:
"It iS dem big baggy swimming trunks, my son.
Dey're years outta style.
Yer best bet is to grab yeself a pair of Speedos
about two sizes too small,
and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em.
I'm telling ye, man...
ye 'll have all de babes
ye wants" !!!
The following weekend,
Bob hits the beach with his spanking new two sizes too small
ultra-tight Speedo,
and his secretly hidden,
FiST-SiZED POTATOE !!!.
Everybody on the beach seemed to be disgusted
as he walked by, they were actually covering their faces,
turning away, laughing, and,
looking quite sick !!!
Bob went back to George, the lifeguard,
and, he asked him,
'Did NOT seem to work,
What's wrong now' ???
'Lard-Tunderin' Jeezus b'y!' said George,
as, he was laughing ...
'The "POTATOE"
iT GOES in DE FRONT !!!
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