[Average Joe]

As Mach66 said, you are obviously German.

I didn't say at the time because it was late, and I was too tired to explain, but that is why I said I said I suspected you were not English.

Now kicking off your whole presence off here with "Hi my name is Laura Walker and I'm English" which if you are German, would be a blatant lie, that would call into question everything from your second sentence.