The meeting of the ways.
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The B5056 walks into a bar and orders a beer and sits down alone,ten minutes later the A34 walks in and the B road pretends he doesn't see him a little afraid of a large A road walking in.
After 10 mins the A road and B road are laughing and joking and all tensions are eased-The A34 goes to the bar gets a round in and they continue their joking.
10 mins. later the M6 walks in,two hard shoulders and everything falls silent,M6 orders a whiskey and after feeling a little lonely,notices the two roads sitting on the other side of the boozer trying to avoid him.
M6 sidles over and asks to join them,at first it's all a bit of a nervous silence scenario,then after a few mins the M6 cracks a joke and they all settle down to share jokes about road works and suchlike.
After getting the round in the M6 drops the beers on the table and they resume their social time together.
The next minute the door swings open and a red piece of tarmac walks in-the A and b roead are laughing their heads off whilst the M6 shouts out "Be quiet!!".
The A and B road haven't a clue why the M6 is so distressed-he's the big guy;no-one bother the M6?!
the M6 says "Don't look over at him,we don't want him over here with us!"
"Why do you say that M6?".
The M6 replies, "that guys nuts,he's a cycle path!"
Lol.
