Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get use to the idea.
Robert Heinlein (1907 - 1988)
All this health and safety talk is just killing me.
Jeremy Clarkson
Children aren`t happy without something to ignore, and that`s what parents were created for.
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.
Sir Isaac Newton
The death of British forces in the Falklands War was roughly the same as it was on the roads in Britain over the same period. Which is the more wasteful, the less worthwhile? How much sense does that make?
Sandy Woodward
don`t drink and drive then:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIWB-Neyj-c
otherwise:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slOY4cSVfy8