I don't know if it's a conspiracy or not, but I am worried about myself. This morning I left to drive my daughter to school 45 minutes earlier than our usual time. It was still dark out. Well, I proceeded to put my sunglasses on my head as I grabbed my car keys from my purse, just as I do every day. We got in the car and then I attempted to back out of the drive. I couldn't see the drive and I went on a tirade about how poor the back-up lights were in the car. My car is a 2009 Lexus that I've only owned a few weeks, so I was really surprised at the dim lights .... and then realized I was wearing the sunglasses, on my face, in the dark, complaining about the car. Oops!
It must be all those Diet Cokes I used to drink.