[Dantheman62]

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> Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near
> the lake.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
> 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger
> than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as
> kids. I just don't get it.''Well,' said the
> big Croc, 'what have you been
> eating?''Politicians, same as you,' replied the
> small Croc.'Hmm. Well, where do you catch
> them?''Down the other side of the swamp near the
> parking lot by the Capitol.''Same here. Hmm. How do
> you catch them?''Well, I crawl up under one of their
> Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I
> jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the **** out of them
> and eat 'em!''Ah!' says the big Crocodile,
> 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any
> real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the
> **** out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an
> a....hole and a briefcase.