There has been several post from people from the West, and post from the South,ie Cork and Kerry. There's post from the Dublin area and post from the North, and everybody is lukin' at everybody else.
Do you know what it reminds me of?
Years ago in the dance halls.., the fella's wud sit on one side of the dance floor and the girls on the other side.., and they wud luk at each other coyly all night,

" ahh, I wish he'd ask me to dance " and he'd be thinking, "jez that's a quare bit stuff over dere! ".

Well, they used to wait 'til the last waltz and by that time, either he was ****** or she'd fecked off with somebody else.
Well.., I've news for ye.., LAST DANCE PLEASE!! Are ye a ram or yaw that needs to be lead!
Wanna dance?
Tom