On the topic of beans, I recall a joke I heard many, many years ago.
This bloke is walking along a country road when a UFO lands and the ET climbs out. The bloke says, "Hello, do you want me to take you to my leader?"
"No," says the ET, and adds in a real slow drawl, "I want beans to eat."
"Oh, do you like broad beans?"
"No."
"Alright, how about soy beans then?"
"No."
"Um, coffee beans?"
"No."
"Well, gosh, what kind of beans do you like then?"
"I like human beans."
