Kula;
This is a
closely guarded family secret, so don't tell a soul!
Fred's World-Famous Scrambled Eggs
Begin with:
3-4 eggs, lightly scrambled,
Add in:
small Pinch of garlic powder,
small pinch of onion powder,
2 glorps
* of ranch dressing,
2 pinches black pepper.
Scramble, again in bowl, then cook them, just like you were normal.
Serve with toast, with way too much butter on it.
*: Yes, a Glorp is a technical cooking term. Lemme s'plain.
You take a standard, small-mouthed bottle of Ranch dressing, and turn it upside down over the bowl. Contents will tend to fall out in, and make a sound which can only be described as a
"Glorp!" Hence the term.
For the proper egg/Ranch proportion 2 Glorps is just right... 3 is too many. (now you've something to worry about, as well). Ranch Dressing has a "slightly tart" flavor to it which mixes most magically with, and enhances the flavor of eggs.
Fred
