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> Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A Mobile phone on a
> bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to
> talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>
>
> MAN:
> 'Hello'
>
> WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
>
> MAN: 'Yes'
>
>
> WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
> only £500. Is it OK if I buy it?'
>
> MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
>
> WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009
> Models. I saw one I really liked.'
>
> MAN: 'How much?'
>
> WOMAN:
> '£65.000
>
> MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
>
>
> WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is
> back on the market. They're asking £750,000.
>
> MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £700,000. They will
> probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really A
> pretty good price.'
>
> WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
>
> MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
>
>
> The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
> astonishment, mouths agape.
>
> He turns and asks:
>
> "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"