[burgundia]

New York, Central Park, Sunday afternoon...
people are walking, enjoying the weather.
Suddenly a big dog attacks a little child.
A man sees what's happening, runs to the child, throws the dog away from the victim and rescues the child.
Unfortunately the dog hits the ground hard and dies instantly.
All the people approach the man, congatulate him shake his hand,etc.
TV crew , reporters and journslists arrive at the scene.
They tell the man that they are going to write an article about the incident and that the article will start like that:" A New Yorker rescues a child attacked by a dog".
The man tells them that he is not a New Yorker. They reply:"Ok, we'll write then that an American rescues a child..."
The man says:"But I am not American".
"So what nationality are you?"
"I am Palestinian".
The next day there is an article in the newspaper and the headline says:
"A PALESTINIAN TERRORIST KILLS AN AMERICAN DOG."