Re: Internet disaster scenarios.
Do not be alarmed, citizens. Everything is Ok! There is no need to panic. Trust in your government. Do not believe the internet rumors. The economy is getting better. The swine flu shot is for your own good. We are moving into Iraq and Afghanistan to keep you safe. We are nationalizing health care for your own good. Trust us, we looking out for your best interests. Now get back to watching television and shopping!
Sincerely,
The Powers That Be
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