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...er heads will roll (eye dozed off, eye did)...
All hail Cap'n Obvious!
Hip hip! Kazaa!
Arr, Cap'n, dere be farrr too many kegs uv ale aboarrrd. Praytell, what would be yer coarse uv ackshun?
[Talkin' like a pirate be one ting, but tryin' ta type like one can be tedious, it can.]
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