Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
Got this in email... Didn't offend me that much... OK, the blond jokes bothered
me a little bit...
The title said Jokes to offend...
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag
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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
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Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
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What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
It's about 45 minutes...
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
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Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex ?
Because they have cotton balls.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine ? "
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you
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Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
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Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
They go to a different bar.
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment
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What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
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How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word ?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale ?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ."...
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sheet....
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Taking a breath.... That's enough for today.....
Back to the SUN... Arizona...
Tango
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Don't forget to pay your taxes......12 million illegal aliens are depending on you!
Last edited by Tango; 12-18-2009 at 10:56 PM.
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