There once was a man who did one thing right and one thing wrong, exactly in that order.
The thing he did right was telling a fool he was a fool.
The thing he did wrong was not making sure he wasn't standing beside a deep well when he did so.
Nasruddin opened a booth with a sign above it:
Two Questions On Any Subject Answered For Only 100 Silver Coins
A man who had two very urgent questions handed over his money, saying:
- A hundred silver coins is rather expensive for two questions, isn't it?
- Yes, said Nasruddin, and the next question, please?