Imagine if this is really happening!

Star Wars above us and we little Ewoks don't recognize it on our
tiny forest-moon Endor.
We only will recognize it if the imperial stormtroopers will land here to install the protection-shield
for the Death Star! And only if the "rebel scum" will fight them here we'll finally get the truth.

But seriously, our polticians are lying to us about so much stuff, but
imagine if they're lying to us about
such stuff!
This would mean, we've to tear out the guillotine again and grease it.
Because there's much work, which has to be done!
That's why they don't tell us!
They're scared to death!