I have never seen a perfect rocket accident. But I think the Russians have figured it out without any interference from the Galactic Federation. (There you go Swanny, I knew we could get them involved somehow)
At least I now know why they have been visiting Russia.
For all you weather balloon debuggers out there who have solved the case, I present you with this paradox.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op1X3i10iC0