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Originally Posted by TheObserver
Masturbation is as old as humanity if not older. Erotica goes way back as well.
A simple head shot can be all you need if you find the face pleasing enough.
And don't forget simple imagination! 
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I believe masturbation started with the cavemen...Two cavemen were walking along a muddy track when one fell over...He stood up and saw he had mud on his 'bits'

so he proceeded to rub the mud off...rub, rub, rub...
this is of course a joke!
Peace.