[TRANCOSO]

Of course I don’t expect you to believe I really AM Lord TrAnCoSo, & that Lord Ashtar (‘Ashie’, ‘Ash T.’, ‘Big Ash’) is a long time colleague of mine. Frankly, I wouldn’t believe it either, if I wasn’t Me.
You see?
Nevermind.

Swanny, I have some excellent news for you: His Lordship forgives you! Under normal circumstances your ignorance would have been a well enough reason to slowly roast you & feed you to the Reptoids, (Justice Galactic Federation style) but as you only make a good first impression once, the ‘Wise Ash’ agreed with me that many members on this forum would be totally ‘put off’ by such an action.
He also gave me permission – as if I need His permission! – to share – with the future on our doorstep - a galactic ‘wisecrack’ with (all of) you.

About 12.000 years ago, after the 12th Gate had opened, the ‘King’ of the Anunnaki, Chief MAR.DUK, demands to be let through.
One of the Gate Keepers – Mike – is utterly unimpressed & reminds MAR.DUK, that Earth is a ‘Members Only’ planet.
“So tell me Mr. Anunnaki King,” Gate Keeper Mike, who quickly had multiplied into a thousand Gate Keepers – don’t f..k with The Gate Keeper – asks, with a bit of a sneer in his voice, “are you a member?”
MAR.DUK gives the Gate Keeper(s) a mean look and than roars, as only MAR.DUK can roar: “Listen, worm! I am not a member... I am a RE-member!”
Mike starts to laugh, as only Gate Keeper Mike can laugh, and swings the 12th Gate wide open, saying: “In that case, Sire, your gold is as good as your word!”

As Above, So Below!