Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
So here we go with another Blond Joke.......
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls silent......
In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
"Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...... Not Really, Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Snicker....
Tango
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