This information puts a bit of a different spin on the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.
'Although scholars disagree as to what exactly each horseman represents, the four horsemen are often referred to as Conquest, War, Famine, and Death. They are part of an apocalyptic vision in which [God=a**holes] summons and empowers them to wreak divine havoc on the world.
The bible was the marketing plan.
Hmmm. Maybe the 4 horsemen have names: Henry K, yada2, yada3, yada4.