[Tango]

I'll tell you the story just as it was told to me.....

Just as the President of the United States meet all leaders of nations he met
with the old Chief's of the Indian Nations of Arizona.

Well it seems the the President had a planned trip to Phoenix, Arizona, on that
trip he was to meet with the Great Chief's. So the President comes off his plane
get's in the Limo leave Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport heading to the reservation to
meet with the Indian Nations...

On the way the Limo passes the secret service on their stations on the way to
the reservation. All is in place during the meeting the Chief's give the president
a head dress, and a piece of wood with some famous Indian words on it. Then
the President of the United States spoke to the people of the Indian Nations
how he has programs so New Homes can be built. More jobs for Indians and
of course New educational programs and grants for children of the Indian
Nations of the State of Arizona. So the president finishes his talk. Takes his
leave gets in his Limo and is off to the Resort Area of Phoenix, (Camel back Rd)

As the Old Chief is taking off his cermony garb and jewelery, his Head Dress
placed carefully in its case. His grandson at his side asks... Grandpa, why
did you give the President of the United States the name " Walking Eagles "
when you taught us that Eagles always fly... Grandpa, the only time the Eagle
doesn't fly, is after a very big meal. Now, see this grandson is pretty smart too
The Old Chief looks at his grandson before closing the hatch on his vehicle....

But, grandpa the minute the Eagles takes a dump, he is back off in the sky.
The Old Wise one reaches for the door handle of his vehicle. Yes, young one
now All leaders of the World know that the Indian Nations of Arizona, know the President
is Full of s h i t.....



Trooly,


Tango