Hail to the TOASTER GODS! I guess if you worship (subscribe) to them, then you are TOAST. That is a very logical conclusion and would stand to some very sound reasoning. That's just outstanding. Makes perfect sense to me.
I am going to look at my toaster in a different way now.
Also had a great idea come to me in the line of thought to toasters. I had a vision of someone taking a toaster outside and walking up on top of a hill. Then they took the plug end of the toaster and grabbed it firmly, then they gently tossed the toaster up in the air and started spinning the toaster around them. You know, like how them Aborigines do with their version of a communication device? Just don't let this toaster come back and hit you in the old head. hahahhahaha
On that note I think I am going to join up with the Reptoids. Anyone know of any recruiters?
