[Dantheman62]

> A boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a
> farm, his mother
>
> asks if he has done his chores.
> 'Not yet' said the little boy.
> His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
> chores.
> Well, he's a little ******, so he goes to feed
> the chickens, and
> he
> kicks a chicken.
> He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
> He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
> He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives
> him a bowl of
> dry
> cereal.
> 'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
> And why don't I have
> any milk
> in my cereal? he asks.
> Well, ' his mother says, ' I saw you kick a
> chicken, so you don't
> get
> any eggs for a week.
> I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any
> bacon for a week
> either
> I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you
> aren't getting any
> milk.
> Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
> kicks the cat
> halfway across the kitchen.
> The Little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
> and says,
> Are you going to tell him, or should I ?