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Tango · 10-06-2009, 04:27 PM

The Mammogram...

A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping, unclothed,on her bed.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you anyway?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

The husband replies, "What did he say about your 51-year old ass?"

"Your name never came up", she replied.

As Iain says:

Then the fight started.

Tango

10-06-2009, 04:27 PM	#233
Tango Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: eating dessert in the desert of Arizona Posts: 1,554	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be The Mammogram... A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping, unclothed,on her bed. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you anyway?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband replies, "What did he say about your 51-year old ass?" "Your name never came up", she replied. As Iain says: Then the fight started. Tango Last edited by Tango; 10-07-2009 at 02:22 AM.