[orthodoxymoron]

What method of verification is there for teleportation? Could a reptilian(or any other being) conceivably superimpose it's imagination onto a human's imagination...and make it seem as though one traveled to Mars? Does perception equal reality? If we can teleport...why do we need antigravity craft and a secret space program? Why stop at Mars? Why not visit the Pluto-dudes? Why did remote viewers recently have a convention in Las Vegas? Couldn't they just remotely view each other? Sorry for the sarcasm...but I am a mixture of warm-fuzzy gullibility, fervent-faith, true-belief, ice-cold stares, trenchant-incredulity, caustic-sarcasm, and agnostic-doubt. Now...if you'll excuse me...I'm off to Sirius B...to discuss demoting Lucifer...and I don't want to be late. The Sirians are expecting me to materialize in five minutes. You believe me...don't you?