[burgundia]

Originally Posted by Carmen

Along the same lines, as in a teaching story, I like the one about the real estate agent showing a client a property. The client, after looking through the property, asks the agent. "What are the neighbours like around here?" To which the agent replies with a question. "What are the neighbours like where you are presently?' The client replies, "They are all *******s, I don't get along with any of them!!!" To which the agent states. "Well then, they will be exactly the same here!!!"

...so true....