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STOPPED BY THE POLICE ..
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JON AND JESSICA were on there way home from the bar
when they got pulled over by the police..
the officer told jon that tail light was out .
Jon says im very sorry officer , i will get it fixed right away .
Just then jessica said i knew this would happen i told you two days ago to get that light fixed ...
So the officer asked jon for his drivers licence , and after looking at it
said sir your licence has expired .
then jessica said I told you a week ago that your licence had expired
Well by this time jon is a bit upset with his wife contrdicting him and
says in a rather loud vioice ...jessica shut your mouth ..
The officer leaned over to jessica and asked does your husband allways talk to you like that ..to which jessica replyed ...
only when hes drunk officer !!