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Brinty · 07-16-2009, 08:21 PM

A blond bimbo walks into the police station and says she has come in answer to the advertisement for a police woman. The Chief Superintendent takes one look at her and thinks to himself, uh-oh, we've got a right one here.

"Okay," he says, "what's 1 and 1?"
Without hesitating the bimbo says, "eleven."
Stunned for a second, the Superintendent thinks to himself, she's right, but that wasn't the answer I wanted.

"Okay, name two days of the week beginning with the letter T."
"Today and tomorrow," she answers.
Once again she's come up with a correct answer but not one I had thought of. thought the policeman.

"Here's your last test question - Who killed President Kennedy?"
"Oh, that's a hard one. I'll have to think for a minute."

"Well, why not go home and think it over and come back in the morning and tell me."

The bimbo leaves the police station and goes over the road to the beauty parlor where all her friends are gathered. They were eager to know how she got on.

"Well, it was my first day and already I'm working on a murder case."

07-16-2009, 08:21 PM	#84
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be A blond bimbo walks into the police station and says she has come in answer to the advertisement for a police woman. The Chief Superintendent takes one look at her and thinks to himself, uh-oh, we've got a right one here. "Okay," he says, "what's 1 and 1?" Without hesitating the bimbo says, "eleven." Stunned for a second, the Superintendent thinks to himself, she's right, but that wasn't the answer I wanted. "Okay, name two days of the week beginning with the letter T." "Today and tomorrow," she answers. Once again she's come up with a correct answer but not one I had thought of. thought the policeman. "Here's your last test question - Who killed President Kennedy?" "Oh, that's a hard one. I'll have to think for a minute." "Well, why not go home and think it over and come back in the morning and tell me." The bimbo leaves the police station and goes over the road to the beauty parlor where all her friends are gathered. They were eager to know how she got on. "Well, it was my first day and already I'm working on a murder case."